on demand

that thing that you watch, after paying 5$ then sit in your room crying about what you did.
and yes, your parents will see, "Chezkelsovokian Virgins Unleashed 34" on the bill.

Dude im bored, i guess ill watch On Demand before mom and dad get home.

by ZBreezy June 28, 2009

demanding

to request something in a forceful urgent manner

The lady was very demanding with the people on the phone.

by Gerard Irick January 11, 2010

Demarcus Cousins

a domestic violence just waiting to happen

Guy 1: "did you hear about the Demarcus Cousins that the pelicans just got"
Guy 2: "what a great deal! The potential for this beating is ray rice level"

by n8bergeron March 15, 2017

Demarcus

A male name common to the black community. Usually have big feet and big anacondas. Most love white girls. Very popular guys and very generous.
Similar to Bible name, Damascus.

I am going to name my black baby boi Demarcus!

by Fireflies January 27, 2009

DeMaris

She's the kind of girl/woman who opens her soul to you and is looking for someone man enough to reveal his deepest emotions to her. No fear! She'll keep them safe and treasure them at all costs. She loves so intensely that she is often hurt and yet she remains strong. She is loved back, but too often it's only when it's already too late. Her dreams are simple, yet so incredible. Her deepest desire is to receive back something to compare with the huge outpouring she gives. She's a great lover and desires her man. He never goes lacking, but walks tall with a satisfied smile on his face. She's a woman often overlooked, but to the one who makes a decision for her - she's his dream come to life. She's worth it!

Morning coffee? Who needs it? I've got my DeMaris!

by wouldvebeenyourbaby February 3, 2010

demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.

I demand satisfaction, sir.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

John On Demand

A phrase to describe a person who tells you either the same story over and over again, or offers information that is both unwanted mind numbingly dull

Can also be shortened to J.O.D

I really don't care, you John On Demand Bastard

by Gazzab October 19, 2010