A person who deals candy to kids. Please note, some kids smoke smarties, and snort them. However, a candy dealer can deal candy without going to jail. Mostly used in middle schools and elementary schools. Sells candy like tick tacs, smarties, fun dip, and other crushable candy crushed up.
Jake: Dude I got some extra dough from that candy dealer.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
Cyrus: Should we smoke it or snort it?
Dan: we should snort it with vinegar, so than we'd totally get high.
by acs26 September 4, 2012
Get the Candy Dealer mug.A deal that is made by a person to another person to get themselves or someone something that they want but has negative effect on the person who made the deal because of the deal. Can also be used literal context of making a deal with the devil.
This is well know in multiple cults and religions.
This is well know in multiple cults and religions.
Person 1: Hey dude my girl said I can hang around with you but i have to go shopping with her after, it was part of her deal.
Person 2: Ouch dude, thats a devils deal right there.
Person 2: Ouch dude, thats a devils deal right there.
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Get the egg dealer mug.When nine people have sex with on woman. Three of them have they're dicks in her vag, three in the asshole and three dicks in her mouth at the same time. Mostly performed by the french, germans, and brazilians.
Ben: Holy shit dude, did you see that dirty decade on the live stream last night?
Jerry: No I had work you lucky bastard
Ben: I thought it was nasty as fuck bro
Jerry: I would totally join in on that dude. that shit is hot
Ben: Different strokes for different folks I guess
Jerry: Strokes. Lol
Jerry: No I had work you lucky bastard
Ben: I thought it was nasty as fuck bro
Jerry: I would totally join in on that dude. that shit is hot
Ben: Different strokes for different folks I guess
Jerry: Strokes. Lol
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Get the burn deal mug.When one sticks both thumbs up on either side of their face, about a foot away from the ears, awkwardly smiling and saying the words, "cool deal". A lifestyle for some, many have taken it to define the highest state of quality for an action or event.
I was going to the park," Thomas said, "But I decided it would be cooler to hang out with you instead." Andrew raised both thumbs up to his face and smiled awkwardly. "Cool deal!
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Bro 1: "I don't know why everyone keeps trying to buy drugs off me, I'm just doing the grocery shopping."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."
Bro 2: "It's because you've got resting drug dealer face man."
Bro 1: "God dammit."
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