Deaf in the Eyes

If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid

Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!

by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023

deaf oral

When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral

Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals

by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023

Deaf Tummysticker

Unfortunate man who is coping with the hand he was dealt.
Lifelong Trauma lead to tummysticking.

Watch out for the deaf tummy sticker!
Did the deaf tummysticker get you?

by wildman1213 October 24, 2023

Deaf Threats

Verb; When a deaf man is doing sign language but you think he's making gang signs at you.

I said, "Arrest that man officer, he's making DEAF THREATS at me".

by heirheireir August 16, 2024

tone deaf

Someone painfully oblivious to social situations and the world at large. Unable to read blatant social cues.

Mayer is so tone deaf he sent fried chicken to vegetarians and asked an atheist his religion. Sigh

by bambiandzac March 30, 2021

e-deaf

When one does not respond to another's email or to any kind of online chat.

Dan: "Brozay, what's up? I've emailed you like four times and you don't respond. What are you, fuckin' e-deaf?"
Nick: "Ah, sorry dude. Been busy lately, and I'm spread really thin."

by stockman09 October 5, 2007

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015