by Ashweeeee69 May 24, 2022
Get the dashboard door mug.Jeff's girlfriend is such a ratchet that when they're fucking she totally wants him to sneeze on her dashboard.
by pratorian April 13, 2016
Get the Sneeze on her dashboard mug.A euphemism for having sex in a car.
by ShovingLeopard October 6, 2016
Get the paradise by the dashboard light mug.John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night?
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
by johhouoonnn June 24, 2010
Get the put my knee through her dashboard mug.Microsoft Excel spreadsheet database and accounting system that's called "My dashboard.xls" This program is uses for what an contacts database and accounting system do not contain.
Good way to balance cash vs accrual (record income and expenses in the period they are earned or incurred) method of accounting.
Handles All aspects of marketing, administration, operations, along with their sub ~ categories to group expenses in starting the business.
It's a book keepers boot camp program for successful entrepreneurs.
I think using My dashboard might help you accomplish the real spread your looking for my friend.
Handles All aspects of marketing, administration, operations, along with their sub ~ categories to group expenses in starting the business.
It's a book keepers boot camp program for successful entrepreneurs.
I think using My dashboard might help you accomplish the real spread your looking for my friend.
by W!g0@lsWrk;) January 5, 2010
Get the My Dashboard mug.A common disease found in traffic light 🚥 dashboards or traffic light reports that use red, amber and green coloured icons (also know as RAG) for KPIs or performance measures.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
The disease is a tendency for people to report mostly green indicating that everything is going well, despite the obvious fact that things are not going well, i.e. they should be amber or red.
by Axle Tom September 15, 2021
Get the Green Dashboard Disease mug.So Stoned or fucked up your staring at your XBox screen playing nothing, usually talking to someone about how your not doing anything.
egamer: DUDE! last night I was Playing the Dashboard so hard, my screen burned!
Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!
ex. 2
Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.
egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.
Grease: yeah nigga, i was there but i guess you dont remember!
ex. 2
Grease: Yo, I sent a party up to Mids but he ain't joinin.
egamer: yeah, i just checked, hes been playing the dashboard for about an hour. that nigga is gone.
by TCDSXPK April 15, 2011
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