is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.
I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.
by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011
by SossBoss December 07, 2015
A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.
by lgcivttu July 15, 2010
A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.
"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"
by frankfurter by proxy June 06, 2009
by Ryan J Wheeler May 29, 2008
Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".
Farts and Darts
by Former Air Force Puke March 30, 2011
An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.
by bigred2009 April 11, 2023