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maggie and curtis

two people that are crazy about each other but are too afraid to admit it. They've had some ups and downs but they know that if they really tried they would be a great couple. Maggie's an outgoing, fun, random girl who can't let go of him. Curtis is a boy who dates other girls because he wants maggie to be jelous. They might be afraid because they're good friends but they would do anything to be with each other. It's love, they just don't want to admit it.
that couple over there is such a maggie and curtis.
by agsfdhjksldfcdgth4wcg July 15, 2010
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curtis 50 cent jackson

a douchebag who was shot 9 times with RUBBER bullets and thinks hes a bad ass rapper, so bad ass that he made a video game that sucked balls.
Guy: you so much of a douchebag that you remind me of curtis 50 cent jackson
by yelsom8 March 16, 2008
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Dirty Curty

A Dirty Curty is similar to a Dirty Sanchez, however when doing a chick doggystyle and sticking your finger up her ass, one does not give the chick a reacharound shit mustache but instead he gives himself the shit mustache.
Dude, we could see Joe railing this chick from behind through his bedroom window, and he totally stuck his finger in her ass and gave himself a Dirty Curty.
by KPT1000 February 24, 2011
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curtis warren

The biggest and richest english drug baron to ever be caught. Worth and estimated $225 at his arrest in Holland in 1996. Known as "The Cocky Watchman" or "Cocky"

His power was such that he could directly effect the price of Cocaine on British, Irish and other european streets. He had a direct hotline to the Cali cartel in Colombia, dealt with the Turkish godfathers of Heroin and had unlimited credit with the cannabis dons of North Africa.
Joe: he moves as much weight as Curtis Warren...
John: shit.
by Mr. Tee October 27, 2007
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Drew Curtis

A Heineken lovin', squirrelly Kentuckian who likes boobies and pithy headlines for his website, Fark.

It has been rumored that he is of questionable French descent though he'll never let on, and some net surfers proclaim him King of the Internets (with Burger King crown). He has never held a Fark party in Paris, but he just might show up in Yeehaw Junction, Florida, if there are enough ladies in lingerie.

He believes that Duke sucks--it's his one bias he allows on his website, though normally neutrality prevails. Conservatives think his site is liberal; Liberals think he's a flamewar instigator; and Green party members question his PETA headlines and the pancake rabbit photos.

Sometimes you can find even me, Lace Valentine, on Fark, farking it up. Fark is a word Drew invented, possibly a combination of Fart and Fuck. The filter on his website turns assorted curse words into humorous spellings.
"Drew Curtis will turn you from Farklite to TotalFarker for only five bucks a month."
by Lace Valentine November 20, 2004
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Curty

The mix between cute and dirty. Normally used by couples who have been together for a while. Used to describe something you can't quite call cute or dirty. The perfect mix.
Ashley: Baby is today going to be a cute or dirty day?
Joey: I think we should have a curty day boo, we can have sex and cuddle after.
by Loopeus February 3, 2012
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curtis borst

sticking a penis in the front and a vibrator in the back
Damn last night this girl said she had a curtis borst!
by Kenisha June 27, 2006
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