Joey compost

Honesley the sweetest person on earth. Want to help anyone he can no matter the conditions.loves everyone with all his heart. Way to sweet kind and amazing for anyone to have. Like no one deserves such a great person. He thinks he's a nobady but everyone he knows can disagree. And I know of one person who has known him and has felt madly where around him and can't seem to say nothing can hold someone back from this person.

AV

Girl: have you seen Joey compost you know the amazing one

Person: now but it sounds like there is no one else like him

by Rye04 August 17, 2018

Turning Compost

The gay equivolent to cutting your mates grass.

Did you hear about Chris fucking Simon? I can’t believe he’s turning compost behind Danny’s back. I thought they were mates?

by Composter December 12, 2018

white compost

Like white trash, but the individual eventually becomes useful.

What to y’all think of Holly? I used to think she was white trash, but she’s doing such good things now that she’s clearly white compost.

by Dolly Hanukkah March 14, 2021

Jenga Compost

The act of nutting with your own dick in your mouth to avoid losing No Nut November, since the jizz never leaves your body.

friend 1: how’s nnn going?
friend 2: bad, i had to resort to a jenga compost last night to stay in

by bangerbonker4222 November 21, 2023

Emotional Composting

Stuffing all your emotions down so you don't have to deal with their consequences to the point where they decompose and sew the seeds of healing.

After stuffing all my emotions for twenty years, now I can use emotional composting to learn how to deal with them better

by Spooky_1313 January 5, 2025

Making Belarussian cumpot

When he drinks pineapple juice in advance knowing that he will soon be given a blowjob.

Experiments have shown that various drinks (or even food) can impart a corresponding taste to sperm.

Sara: "Phil, why are you drinking so much pineapple juice today?"
Phil: "I making Belarussian cumpot, I'll let you try it tonight."

by FilO1991 January 22, 2025

Stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap

A lady with larger than usual bacon hangers attempting to tuck them back into her brown tunnel for neatness in order to fool an unaware mate

I was going down on this bird and discovered that she’d stuffed her cabbage leaves into her compost heap!! They fair slapped me around the face as she opened her legs

by Suckovmydavid December 31, 2021