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A Dominic Cummings

When you decide the only way to get yourself out of shit is to throw all your mates under a bus at once
My parents caught me smoking dope the other day so I did full a Dominic Cummings and told 'em it was my mates fault and I was just a passenger in their narcotic hobbies
by LingardsNan32 May 26, 2021
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Urethral Cambridge Cumming

A man with a micro penis urinating into a pot then boiling his urine for 30 minutes to an hour and letting it cool for 10 minutes before using a syringe to inject his urine back into his urethra and then shoving his micro penis up a woman's urethra and fucking her urethra until he cums and urinates at the same time.
Guy 1: Bro I was with this bad bitch last night and she let me give her a Urethral Cambridge Cumming

Guy 2: Bro does that mean you have a micro penis?
by ieatboyslol October 2, 2023
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cumming on a rock

When your completely out of options and you spill your cum on a rock.

With the intent of covering it, then writing your name in it with your cock.
your so dumb, you dad should have been cumming on a rock instead of your moms fat pussy
by Greasy Guru November 18, 2015
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double cumming

dou·ble cumming
ˈdəb(ə)l/ ko͝om,kəm-ing/

verb
1. The act of experiencing two orgasms while cumming for what seems like one huge intense fucking literally explosively amazing orgasms with tons of semen everywhere... anyway... but is actually two overlapping orgasms in which the second initiates before the first is able to even reach it's decline resulting in cum everywhere (ie. extreme secretion).

Copyright November 2014 Nick & Amy East.
Nick began double cumming when she started using her mouth in replace of her hands.
by Nick East November 27, 2014
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cumming corporation

A corporation that has groups of people who like cumming together and bond through their cum.
Cumming Corporation is committed to creating value for our clients through our proven expertise, and lasting relationships based on trust, reliability and results.
by BB910 August 3, 2010
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Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH

Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH is what I scream when i'm being fucked while I jack off and cum.
Fuuuuck!! I'm cumming ... AAGHHHH.
by eda-skip November 21, 2021
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I'm cumming!

I'm cumming! is what most guys say as they 're about to have a cumgasm.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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