butt crusties

Something Tim German suffers from each and every day due to his lack of anal cleanliness...

I saw them one day. They were bleeding.

by ButterCruster September 2, 2004

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Dick Crusties

Odd flakes of skin like cornflakes, that happen to be near the genital area - obviously a tasty snack.

Yeah dude, pick up some dick crusties, ranch flavored.

by jiggy n crusty July 18, 2011

Crystle

Crazy in a bad way/insane. She is a witch and has a big butt. Also a red head

Person 1: OH GAWD ITS CRYSTLE
Everyone: AHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHAHHHHHHH

by Brianna25h February 8, 2019

Cruster

shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

crusties

Fecally encrusted underpants or boxers.

My ass stunk, so I had to change out of my crusties into a fresh pair of boxers.

by Mr. Fresh April 23, 2006

Crustlesprout

The sprouts growing off of some 1s anal crust

You have crustlesprouts

by Sexual_old_paki March 13, 2003