Toe Cruncher

A Politician.

Look at that Toe Cruncher over there!!!!!
(no one says that)

by urfahter November 22, 2022

Coleslaw cruncher

A nigga who like eating coleslaw all day. They nasty ass hell too

"Yo bro you know i be eating coleslaw right"
"You a coleslaw cruncher nigga wtf"

by Wheretfisq50 May 19, 2023

cock cruncher

Someone who loves sucking a good dick here and there and does a damn good job at it

You know Kayla? Damn she's a cock cruncher!!

by Graffikul July 3, 2005

Crunched Up

When something is extremely fucked up, or broken.

Girl: Woah do you see that car accident?

Guy: Yeah that car is seriously crunched up.

by thatstonerhobo July 9, 2012

popped my bag of wheat crunchies

Savoury snack based humour, meaning to ejaculate, usually with great intensity.

"I didn't just Boff the Mcfly out of her, i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her to finish!"

by Ogami June 4, 2007

hork crunchies

peices of undigested food,
stomach innards or otherwise crunchy substance located in ones spit puddle after they hock a loogie, or maybe even cough up a lung.

why do you have hork crunchies?

maybe you decide to cough up a chunky one. why?
cause there's crunchies stuck inside you!!

by #1_shit_stabber June 26, 2009

crunching a grumpy

pooping or taking a poop

man, I ate all that food, I went to the bathroom and was crunching a grumpy, when someone knocked on the door.

by Wolfeppt1 August 4, 2006