Crossing the Point of No Return. Named after Julius Cesar, who according to lore crossed said river into Rome, effectively declaring war.
I was Crossing the Rubicon the moment I thought he was too stupid to notice that I slept with his Girlfriend. He beat my ass so hard that to this day I twitch every time I hear the name Sasha.
Who's Sasha?
*twitch*
Who's Sasha?
*twitch*
by wildcard9 March 7, 2010
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and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$
and then the Americans slapped some cheese and ham on it (in five seconds) and made 1000000000$
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A bunch of rich white people paying $250/mo. to have an uncredentialed coach instruct them to have spasms with PVC pipe and siezures on pull-up bars until they vomit. They generally do this for a period of 10-30 minutes and call it a workout. Those who partake in these group activities also have the option to pay $1000 to attend a weekend course where they have an alcoholic instruct them how to better lift their PVC pipe. Some people who do these activities may also confuse being nauseous with being elite.
Guy 1: Hey, I started this great workout program lately. It's called CrossFit!
Guy 2: You go have fun with that. And don't bother calling me when you need someone to take you to the emergency room.
Guy 3: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 4: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 3: Oh, fuck.
Guy 5: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 6: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".
Guy 2: You go have fun with that. And don't bother calling me when you need someone to take you to the emergency room.
Guy 3: Dude, when did you get all those tribal tats? You didn't start---
Guy 4: Hey man, I just started doing this awesome workout program called CrossFit!
Guy 3: Oh, fuck.
Guy 5: The CrossFit workout was brutal today! I'm already sore as hell!
Guy 6: Maybe you should have scaled down to 1/2" PVC rather than 3/4".
by the almighty couch November 28, 2009
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Facilities offering 'functional' training by incorporating epileptic pull up techniques, high intensity olympic lifts and other circus acts posing as strength development methodologies.
Workouts are comprised of a heap of confusing exercises at high repetition with no result driven motivation.
If this method of training does not make you puke while performing it will make you puke by observing.
Facilities offering 'functional' training by incorporating epileptic pull up techniques, high intensity olympic lifts and other circus acts posing as strength development methodologies.
Workouts are comprised of a heap of confusing exercises at high repetition with no result driven motivation.
If this method of training does not make you puke while performing it will make you puke by observing.
Athlete A: Dude your swinging pull ups make you look so hardcore.
Athlete B: Not only am I hardcore, I'm crossfit.
Today's WOD was the best 9 minutes of my baby sisters life
Athlete B: Not only am I hardcore, I'm crossfit.
Today's WOD was the best 9 minutes of my baby sisters life
by Coach Hater May 14, 2012
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Get the Animal crossing mug.A 'croissant' is to dry hump someone rapidly while constantly repeating the word 'croissant' with a french accent. Just for fun.
Boy 1: Hi!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
Boy 2: Jumps on Boy 1 and dry humps him: Croissant, croissant, croissant, croissant, croissantcroissantcrossiant!
Boy 3, 4 and 5: ROFL!
by Le croissant master April 14, 2009
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"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad."
"Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light."
"Right. That's bad."
by greatscott! March 31, 2009
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