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coots in suits

Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
by Mr. Grumpy January 25, 2008
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Croutsnatch

Croutsnatch: To snatch the earlobe of a German war veteran
I croutsnatched that old Nazi 4 times before he died
by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009
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crooshes

Creeps + Dooshes = Crooshes

A psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. These men are the Ultimate Sausages. Obnoxious, self righteous terds who shit on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.

They spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. Call us crude names. Attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. They are socially retarded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.
Crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved pussy-- He'd gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.

The only way to fight off a Croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.

Tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot
by hips with sass June 10, 2010
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Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.
Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.
by TheRealBaconator April 9, 2013
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Coots

Coots is when a larger size person's calf connects to there foot bypassing any defiance of an ankle. The ankle is basically non existent. Mostly larger size people suffer from this condition and various types of human bodies as well. Coots are also mistaken with the word "cankles". Coots seems more appropriate.
Example: wow look at that chicks coots! They are massive!
by Bennie and the Pearls April 3, 2016
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croostafistics

i just ate some croostafistics
by codyisawesome July 17, 2016
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croosdos

amanda is a croosdos
by Allways May 8, 2018
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