THAT CRIT MATTERED

When something bad happened.

Woah! Oh no! Oh no! NOOOOOO THAT CRIT MATTERED!

by VolemTheGolem July 4, 2018

One point Crit Damage

Crit damage to those people who have only 1 out of 1 Health point.
Mainly damage from a conversation.

Andy receives one point Crit Damage when he's called U.P(Universal Pollution)

by Anti- Pollution October 12, 2018

Crit

The act of ejaculating with such force and velocity that a hole is made in your pants

"I crit myself when a big booty goth latina femboy walked in"

by daquavious gooch March 8, 2024

crit-spam

When somebody sends some crap/shit to a huge mailing list of "friends'".

In trying to get friends to notice an up and coming DJ, Julie crit-spammed a select group of her Facebook friends.

by jubu2324 July 25, 2011