crippling diareah

Crippling Diahreah is like a case of thescreaming mimis usually brought about by drinking too much the night before. It is a colon clensing so fierce that you are doubled over and grabbing on to the cripple bars in the restroom for dear life and so that you wont come flying off the can mid exodus.

The lightweight in the stall next to me had the most rank case of crippling diareah I have ever smelt or heard in a long time.

by AK-49 July 3, 2005

cripplecreek ferry

When you kick someone in the knee while they are at a urinal and proceed to urinate on them.

Lenny is in the hospital after Drew gave him a cripplecreek ferry.

by Helena Bonham Carnage March 3, 2017

Crippling

Something that is so ridiculously pitiful that it hurts you.

The shriveled up little dumpster baby was so crippling that I killed myself.

by JuccBoi April 4, 2020

Cripped up

To be dressed head to foot in clothes that claim your set/gang in this case Crips.
Stay True Blue

Yo lil' cuz got knocked everyones gotta show up Cripped Up

by H Tray-O April 25, 2006

Crappachino

A lame excuse for a cappachino; a coffee-like drink you'd find in a dirty machine at a tiny, family-owned gas station.

"Mom wouldn't take me to Starbucks, so I was forced to buy a crappachino at the corner store."

by Lordessakkah QMM April 4, 2009

crippletown

The immediate aftermath of a vicious beat down.

Don't make me take you down to crippletown.

by mindfreak11 February 4, 2010

Crippled Dolphin

The act of having intercourse with a woman doggie style, and while inserting the penis into the vagina pull out and slam your penis into her ass. The noise and motions she makes are similar to a crippled dolphin.

Dude I just gave a chick a crippled dolphin and she jerked back and her asshole almost ripped my cock off.

by Morgrave December 7, 2010