-dude, I fucking cranked him!
by Erik Rasmussen January 11, 2004
The act of crying whilst masturbating. Often performed by self loathing emos whilst slashing their wrists.
by Jayisfap April 13, 2010
1. Penis.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
2. To have a wank in the style of someone attempting to start a vintage car.
3. A bathroom multitasking exercise. A shit and a wank performed simultaneously by someone with an extremely busy schedule.
4. To cry and wank at the same time.
1. After she kicked David in the balls his crank didn't work for 6 days.
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
2. I was so busy I had to perform a crank.
3. I was so busy a crank was the only option.
4. Dude 1: "Yeah, Adam was so in love with her he has a crank."
Dude 2: "NO FUCKING WAY! That's bad bro."
by Daniel Venning January 21, 2009
by Dan O'Callaghan December 07, 2007
by bojanglesss October 15, 2010
Verb. Slang that implies the action of turning in a certain direction, usually used amongst friends by the person with the best idea of where the group or individual is headed.
1. "Oi Dazza! Crank a left at the next intersection, and we'll be there in like five minutes!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
2. "I told Shelly to crank a right, but she reckoned I was wrong. Now we're stuck in the middle of traffic!"
by Ginadean October 04, 2007
Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.
by DealerHub November 24, 2010