Crane gang

The Crane gang is a group of academics associated with possessing crane paper origami. Although the word gang is associated with criminal activity, members of the Crane gang are not affiliated with criminal activity. Members of the Crane gang generally release research articles relating to biology.

"John is an associate of the Crane gang."

by DanielJHS09 February 23, 2023

Mississippi Crane

When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.

Alex: Yo, last night I did the Mississippi Crane while my sister was in the shower!
Nash: Sheesh

by Bryceyburnybaxty June 03, 2021

Crane Sergeant

One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore

The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!

“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”

When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”

by GYHF34 November 07, 2019

J. Crane

A selfish prick who ignores his friends and social life to attend to his own douchebag desires. ;)

J. Crane will leave in the center of an orgasm just to go masturbate.

by Luke Skeleto July 02, 2019

wet-crane

When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.

'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'

'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'

by Stankyjellyboob December 29, 2015

tom crane

A black person accused of stealing buckets full of KFC. Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier!

Hey did you see that 'tom crane' earlier.

by Sixty nine January 10, 2014

crane wedgie

When your briefs are hooked to a rope and the rope is connected to a pull and it pulls you up

I was lifted by my briefs from the crane wedgie

by Wedgie5407 April 24, 2016