Cranning

(verb) When you invite a girl over to your place, proceed to make out with her, then kick her out after making her think she'd bang you.

Jacob: "You know that girl Jennifer? I'm totally cranning her tonight."

Michael: "Fucking legend, that bitch deserves it."

by Behmdawg June 24, 2023

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012

rave cravings

When you haven't been to a rave in bare long so that you literally have physical cravings to go to a rave. The thought of taking loads of class As and skanking to bassy music makes you incredibly excited so much that you don't know how much longer you can go without going to a rave.

Sam: Mate, I've not been to a rave in almost a month, I've got the shittiest rave cravings
Alex: Peak mate, I'll try not to play any dirty tracks so as to not trigger your rave cravings

by Goodmister General August 1, 2019

craving rutledge

desiring sex or sensuality

Hey! Why are you so down?

Oh man! I'm craving rutledge!

by da February 12, 2004

Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time. Something that picks your spirits up if you're feeling low.

John: Wow, Dave took his grandma's death very well, look at that smile!
George: Nah, he's just been cranking in the toilets.

by BSF0708 April 2, 2008

Creaning

Verb. Refers to the highly unusual facial expression made by Indiana University basketball coach Tom Crean after disappointing losses where he appears to be staring unresponsively into space for awkwardly long periods of time.

Dude, it looked like you were Creaning. Are you OK?

Crean Tom Crean Hoosier dusty banners Assembly Hall

by Ivan Renko March 4, 2015

The Pregnancy Craving Shield

When pregnant women eat junk food with no positive nutritional qualities and claim that it's a craving, they're using the pregnancy craving shield.

"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"

"Really?"

"I'M CRAVING IT!"

"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."

by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011