When a guy sits on the toilet backwards, penis faced towards toilet water with intent to nut. The guy has no cleanup afterwards for easy jacking off.
by Bryceyburnybaxty June 3, 2021
Get the Mississippi Cranemug. When you urinate after ejaculating and your piss/cum slowly hangs down from the end of your dong like a crane.
'I was watching piss porn the other day and it was fuckimg rank'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
'Agh, I bet the bloke was wet-crane like fuck!'
by Stankyjellyboob April 8, 2016
Get the wet-cranemug. When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.
by ClockWorkWarren November 12, 2017
Get the Craning Frasiermug. by Sixty nine January 10, 2014
Get the tom cranemug. One who must have left the army at the rank of sergeant major after single handedly detaining Noriega and become a crane operator with the army corps of engineers. In order to earn this prestigious title one must also “enjoy the taste of granny punani” and be pleased by getting “gummed”. Crane sergeant’s daily duties involve watching Judge Joe Brown, making multiple failed attempts at logging on a computer, drinking 3 cases of Mountain Dew from a foam and only a foam cup, eating pastry cakes, smoke 3 cigars, and occasionally running a crane. The Crane Sergeant usually bails at noon on the last day of the work week and sends terrible terrible GIF’s in group texts. In his off time he enjoys Miller light outside the holiday inn and closes out the night licking the truffle butter off grandma and blowing his load while receiving a blumpkin. No matter what anyone says he is our theodore
The Crane Sergeant told the repairmen how “she gummed me”!
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
“Listen Bitch” exclaimed the Crane Sergeant to the college girls rescued in Panama, “it ain’t gunna suck itself”
When asked if he wanted a Busch Light, the Crane Sergeant replied “I don’t drink Busch Light Bitch, I drink Miller Lite”
by GYHF34 November 6, 2019
Get the Crane Sergeantmug. When you take a girl firmly onto your dick and swing her around your room, hitting walls, and destroying pitchers.
by Daddy Mac swag April 25, 2016
Get the mexican cranemug. When a girl and guy are giving each other head at the same time (blow job and eating out), this is generally done when both parties are in a horizontal position. Best performed, when the male has a longer torso than that of the female.
Sarah and John were both feeling pretty horny one night, so they did the swooping crane- and therefor both received pleasure.
by johnny boizzz July 19, 2011
Get the Swooping Cranemug.