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clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.
Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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Coochie cotton

by IamGAY234 June 18, 2020
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coochie lice

when the lice bugs start crawling out yo stank ass fishy ass cooch!
when the roaches start stanking up in ms amandas coochie

example: have you smelled ms amandas coochie? its stanky as fuck!

ikr that mf got some damn coochie lice
by stank ass fish bugs November 2, 2020
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International Coochie Day

August 28th is International Coochie Day. Ok that day everyone has to take a moment and eat a coochie like a key lime pie. After, have a moment of silence for all the coochie chasers who never got their coochie.
1: “Hey, today is International Coochie Day!”
2: “Oh yeah, I gotta go eat some coochie.”
1: “Me too”
by Anotheruselessaccount August 27, 2018
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rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh my god mate I went down on a girl last night she was very hairy down their and she was a Jew!

Man 2: - sounds like she had a rabbi's cloth

Man 1: - oh she did I would have to ask her to shave next time.
by Mr Zebedeee May 11, 2010
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Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.
The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down
by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019
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My Coochie Be Stankin

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma
1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."
by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009
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