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Wet T-shirt contest

A contest that young women wear white or light- colored T-shirts without anything underneath and get sprayed on their chest with water making their T-shirts see-through and nipples visible.
Girl 1: Aye, have you ever won a wet T-shirt contest?
Girl 2: Yah!, it was the best thing I ever did!
by booboobearlalalaaa January 24, 2014
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dick-measuring contest

A male competition among well-endowed dudes for the bragging rights of the winner being able to say, with reference to his hard cock, "Mine's bigger."
My nine inch cock easily won the eighth grade dick-measuring contest, winning the admiration and respect of my classmates.
by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019
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Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.
Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.
by DarkAsTheNight July 30, 2006
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wet t-shirt contest

one of the best things you can get for free - young, barely legal girls (usually) wear thin wifebeaters and get drenched in cold, cold water. usually helped with large buckets or hoses.
by hitler July 8, 2003
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Conchristadores

(n.) abbr. Conservative Christian Conquerors.

A play on the historical term "conquistadores" referring to Spanish conquerors of pre-colony America;

Right-wing, American religious fundamentalists bent on dominating non-Christian areas of the world, notably the Middle East.
"I think George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Karl Rove, Paul Wolfowitz, Donald Rumsfeld and all those guys are a bunch of Conchristadores, working towards another Crusade."
by Alladin September 13, 2004
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Pissing Contest

by Anonymous May 14, 2003
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donk contest

The Donk Contest is an annual car show held at The Domain mall in Austin, TX. Although it is mostly for donks, slabs are welcome as well. It has also been held in the Rock Rose expansion of The Domain.
The Snapple Car will surely win the Donk Contest this year.
by Chesterhhhhhhhh November 27, 2017
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