A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
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Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.
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Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.
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Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
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