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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Staring Contest

Lookin each other, eye to eye without laughing.. however the first one that laughs looses the competition..
wow Amar is totaly gonna win over Christian in staring contests.. Amar is invincible!
by Antonije September 17, 2006
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Mexican Staring Contest

When someone standing around creepily stares down a passing girls ass in admiration
Hannah don't look but i think those guys are having a mexican staring contest with you
by goatsicle August 23, 2012
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eurovision song contest

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.
by WeresorryAmerica April 20, 2017
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sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.
Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.
by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004
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Dick Sucking Contest

A contest in which two people perform fellatio on group of men. The person who is able to ejaculate the greatest amount of men in the alloted time wins. The first known contest was held in Seattle, WA during May 2004.
Zach totally won the 2008 Dick Sucking Contest against Jenna Jameson, he must be one of the worlds best.
by Melanies number 1 fan August 24, 2008
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wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.
Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.
by Goatlick April 26, 2003
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