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Congratuhate

Giving someone a backhanded compliment or an innocently appearing statement intended to offend or bring someone down.
Congratuhate with a back-handed compliment, "Oh I love how you got your hair done! It reminds me of a look my grandma used to sport..." or "You have beautiful legs, they look just like my mom's legs..." "You're handsome, but have you ever thought of doing some push-ups?" "You look like this handsome actor from a movie, you know, like the guy who plays the caveman on the insurance commercials?"
by Libra Brandywine July 25, 2011
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Congratsturbating

Creating a problem that affects millions of people, then praising oneself for fixing the small part of the problem that affects you and then masturbating.

Coined by Jon Stewart
'Did you hear Susan Collins saying how proud she was that Congress passed a bill to speed up air travel?'

'Yeah that bitch is just congratsturbating.'
by Umbeeee April 29, 2013
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Congraduation

1. What my ghetto Food Lion wrote on my wife's cake when I told them to write 'Congratulations.'

No, it wasn't for a graduation, they're just retarded. I mean, at the very least they could have put an 's' at the end. Seriously.

2. A pretty cool word if you think about it. 'Congratulations on your graduation' takes altogether too much effort to say, so for the lazy 'Congraduations!' is a fantastic time saver.
Class of 1999 iz tH3 Roxorz! CONGRADUATIONS!
by Flight23 July 31, 2007
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Congratfuckulations

An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about
OMG I got Drew's number!!


Congratfuckulations
by SaSa Luvs You August 12, 2008
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congradulatio

(noun) Fellatio that is given as congradulations.
He got congradulatio from his girlfriend after he won the election.
by BD 4 LIFE April 21, 2008
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congraduations

what lazy people say instead of "congratulations on your graduation". This is also much easier to write on top of a cake. (unless you have a gigantic cake, in which case, invite us over!)
Friend 1: "Yeah, it only took 10 years, but Heather finally graduated from college."
Friend 2: "Well, tell that bitch congraduations for me!"
by Mollie Mo February 15, 2006
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congratz

a wrong spelled version of congrats, the short term of congratulations. usually used in a friends facebook profil: congratzzzzzz
congratz man
by xåäöx February 3, 2012
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