Congress

A group of whales. ~ Also known as a Wiggle

The congress of whales met, doing nothing but making sounds at each other, accomplishing nothing.

by Shamu the Biologist December 6, 2013

Congress

One of the major parts of the United States federal government that contains 2 parts: the House and the Senate. Also, members are usually designated to the Republicans, the Democrats or to an independent party. They are pretty powerful since one of their major functions is passing or repealing laws that can effect the entire country. These people work long and hard to try to take away your freedoms every single day by passing more and more laws and bills that are completely useless and unnecessary. These people also tend to act like idiotic butthurt teenagers with too much power in their hands.

These politicians are so butthurt that they will shutdown the government if no one agrees with their views. Logic and reasoning, as well as actual facts and data won't get through to them. One such case is Nancy Pelosi who stated that every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs. The major flaw with her statement is that in 2009 (the year that she stated that), there were only 316 million people in the United States and yes, she said millions. This is one of the examples of the failures of Congress.

Congress consists of 2 parts: The House and the Senate and this branch of government is filled with nothing but butthurt children with too much power and are idiotic to boot. This, of course, is a pretty terrible combination for the country.

by Digital Preacher January 9, 2015

Dear Congress...

1. What you say in response to complicated guitar solos in Guitar Hero/Rock Band where you have to move your fingers really fast.

2. Any game requiring rapid, seemingly random finger movements.

That last solo was a bitch! It's like I was writing a letter. "Dear Congress..."

by Blk Mage April 1, 2009

congresslizard

the people's candidate.

vote for congresslizard

by steve odekerk January 24, 2005

Congress

As in United States Congress, another word for a woman's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you get to see her Congress?
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

by MeowKittehFace April 27, 2011

congressional

By far the most exclusive and all white country club in the tri state area. All the moms play tennis at least 3 days a week, and the fathers play 18 holes of golf almost as frequently. The children are all in the preppiest and private schools around and spend every day of the summer when they are not sailing on their family's yacht in the Mediteranian, either playing golf, tennis, or swimming. The only cars that are under $50,000 belong to the help and seeing a famous face there is nothing new. Also, the sight of the U.S. Open in 1997 and former U.S. presidents are former country club presidents.

Member 1: "Wow, that was a great round of golf. I think I'll go swim a few laps and then eat at the Grill.
Member 2: "Oh, I would so join you, but I have to go down to Neiman's and pick up my Prada bag. They had to have it especially made so that it would match the interior of my BMW."
Member 1: "Wow! That's such a great idea! When I trade in my Bentley for a Mayback, I think I will so do the same thing!"

by Congressional Member May 13, 2005

Congratsubating

Masterbating after accoplishing something, or after being proud of ones' self

A guy has been crushing on a girl for a while and finally get her number/a date

Guy 1: Dude im so happy, this girl is so hot.
Guy 2: So what you going to do are u going to call her up

Guy 1: No i think imma head out for a congratsubating session. See you later

GUy 2: WTF MAN!! GROSS

by Idhitthatificould March 16, 2012