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Congress

Noun; a meeting of three or more apes.
Harambe could have fought back if his Congress was with him.
by Raylord666 May 25, 2022
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Virtual Congress

Some discord server where admins simp over other members
From Senator Jacob (R-OH-3)
“@Carrot HELO CROT ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ILY!!!”
From Rep. Bill Clinton (D-AR-1)
Virtual Congress Mods are weird as shit”
by Prez Bill Clinton October 31, 2020
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Congress

A congress of crocodile attacking a deer near the river.
by Rambo Tan June 22, 2022
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Congress Fatigue

Often abbreviated C.F.; Congress Fatigue comes when you stay in one place for too long. When suffering fro C.F. you exhaust all your resources (resources being your "Favorites List") or adding too many episodes of Hoarders to your TiVo. When one has done all this they suffer C.F. ever worse thus making them go into a rut that is damn near impossible to break. This can lead to the much worse, Cabin Fever. One can imagine this being felt by the actual members of Congress.
Charlie: Damn computers was brutal today!
Steve: I know! I didn't do anything but go onto my favorites list and I was still gettin' Congress Fatigue.
Charlie: I didn't do anything but use my phone to schedule Hoarders on TiVo.
by Blood Ocean January 26, 2011
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Congress

A school full of ghetto hood rats,Girls wit multiple niggas Niggas wit multiple bitches everybody just dating people and they cousins
Congress is ghetto asf
by Congress #1 April 22, 2019
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