Congratulaeuon

When you accidentally take a shit in your grandmas litter box

You :“Yo fart bag you got congratulaeuon”

Grandma: “OH DEAR!”

by Your dear mom September 9, 2021

Conflatulations

Conflatualations; expression of wonder over an extraordinarily trumpetious passing of wind from ones chocolate chambers, without the blotting of the under garment.

Conflatulations 'I say Dr Watson, that trouser trumpet was of a magnitude that would normally lay clay - Conflatualations old boy'

by Ravey Davey Gravy March 30, 2023

coflatulated

The act of two people farting at the same time, while in a position of snuggling butt to butt.

My wife and I were watching a show naked that I didn't care to watch so I laid opposite of her on our bed with our butts touching and my head dangling from the bed watching upside down. We both farted at the same time and our mutual friend that was watching with us shouted "You two just coflatulated!"

by farting husband May 4, 2023

conjratulations

Congratulations

Conjratulations

by Vvevrh July 25, 2023

Concrapulated

To be pissed, drunk, drink controls you.

*The difference between sobriety and concrapulated* Brian Teasdale 2023 tiktok

That lad over there is concrapulated

by taden boarson December 29, 2023

congratulationality

A symptom which significantility causes Stage II cancer, IRS coming after you, and increases chances of a rare lightning strike.

Doctor: Congratulations! You have congratulationality!
Me: Oh no.
IRS: You forgot to put five dollars on your tax report. Guess five years of jail isn't too bad.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

Congratulations

Extra extra well-done food

Waiter: And how would you like your steak?
Customer: Congratulations.

by The_Epicness9000 May 11, 2024