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Scoot-I need the computer
by maximum628 January 28, 2010
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AP Computer Science

(noun) A very fun class offered to high school students in which you learn how to create computer programs. You learn how a computer works, and how to tell a computer to make your life easier. You also learn how programmers create video games. Much of the year is spent playing Warcraft III or Starcraft, instead of coding, as most of your classmates have a vast knowledge of Java, C++ and HTML already and just take the class as a break or as college credit. The AP test in computer science consists of meaningless, non-applicable multiple choice questions that account for 50% of your score, while the other 50% actually tests your knowledge of java, but writing prgrams that no one would use in the real world.
"So how's your AP Computer Science class?"

"It's awesome! We didnt do anything all period, we just played Warcraft III"
by samuraichikx June 6, 2009
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Ok Computer

An album made by angels and blessed by Jesus.
I was honoured with OK Computer
by lolhahaha December 14, 2009
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Computer Ass

A physical condition resulting from too much time in front of a computer. In males, computer ass results in muscular atrophy or a loss in muscle tone. In females, computer ass results in a disproportional flattening and spreading out of the lower cheeks.

The end result in either sex is not very sexy. People no longer look at their posteriors and go “DAMN!”

Computer ass is not to be confused with White-Guy Butt (WGB) which is a genetic condition most often affecting male Caucasians.
Ex. 1: All this X-Box is giving me computer ass.

Ex. 2: Check out Shaniqua, she's got some major computer ass since she got broadband internet. No badunka dunk there anymore.
by ralph2k August 21, 2006
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computer girl

the ideal girl. perfect in every way. usually amazing on the computer. everyone wants to be with her. shes always making people laugh with her sarcasm.
DAMN!!!!!!! I wanna get with computer girl!
by whaaaaaaaaaaaadd upppp May 20, 2008
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Computer Blue

1. A song by Prince, dealing with a sour love life 2. A statement used to signify one washing his/her hands or leaving a situation until a better one comes along. Usually used in context of romantic relationships.
1. "Until I find a righteous one, Computer Blue." ~Prince

2."Dude, Zac just showed up with a LOT of cocaine."
"Fuck that, I'm not staying at a party with Zacs' sketch ass. Computer Blue, bro."

3. "Oh hey, thanks for buying my ticket! Is it cool if the guy I really like, and forgot to mention, comes along?"
"Sure, in fact, he can have my ticket. I'll do something that doesn't involve your face. Computer Blue, bitch."
by SkaBossdoitforthekids October 9, 2011
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Computer Rage

Rage incurred when a computer won't do what you want, when you want and you end up freaking out at it
"Stop f**king stalling you piece of sh*t!"

This f**king internet is taking forever to load!

They're suffering-> computer rage
by keito July 12, 2007
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