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Portnoy's Complaint

A disorder in which strongly-felt ethical and altruistic impulses are perpetually warring with extreme sexual longings, often of a perverse nature...
Portnoy's Complaint. Best. Book. Ever.
by Ben Finkel October 7, 2005
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complainy

That nicholas sure is complainy!
by lalllalalalalalalla August 1, 2009
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Cozmo complainer

An individual of the male gender who, when out with friends orders drinks that are traditionally not consumed by guys ( cosmopolitan, wine coolers ect) ... This person then complains that he is hungover for the next three days while his friends who drank more then him, proceed to crack jokes about this person being a little girl
Dude you had one beer, stop being a Cozmo complainer
by Sfest 2k11 July 10, 2011
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Brag Complainer

Indirectly bragging about something via a complaint. The complaint usually is not genuine and is not where they want your attention drawn. The complaint is only used as a means to be able to talk about the thing in which they are bragging about, but without flat out bragging. Brag complainers don't know they have the affliction but are in desperate need of attention and this is one of the ways in which they know how to get it. Very popular on Facebook.
Example: "Ugh, I cannot believe I had to pay over $500 for service on my MERCEDES - BENZ."

A non brag complainer would have left out the make of the vehicle.
by Rebelynnya January 15, 2014
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Dislike complaint videos

Videos that try to force viewers to stop disliking the uploader's videos, but they fail so hard so that we can dislike videos whatever we want.
The "Dislike complaint videos" trend is a abomination and should be removed from the internet
by Ryan900USAYT January 8, 2023
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complinsultage

The mean of a phrase that can be taken as a compliment or as a insult depending on how you look at it.
"There is only one person like you charlie"
That is complinsultage!!
by clarkeashley May 21, 2009
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complanus

Do you have to be such a complanus about taking the garbage out?
by barbarena May 27, 2009
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