When an object or commodity goes from being as common as water when you are not looking for it, to extremely unethically rare when you do need it.
Dude, The Commodity Effect is so real right now. I never thought twice about this poster until I actually needed it, now I can't find it anywhere.
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Girl : ooh look at that guy! Why is he so sexy?
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
Other girl : he's an oversize commodity relocation technician!
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The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization is dark magic slowly revealing that mutations linked to the process of insectualization are present in victims of the annual seasonal viral culling.
The Covidiots Guide to Insectualization
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
The fungus mutates the host to suit itself. Some of these mutations leave the host susceptible to cytokine storm.
Chapter 1: Type 1 interferon pathway.
Chapter 2: Interleukin 33.
…
Billy GG: Why so few flu deaths?
Faust: Rona.
Billy GG: Why more than normal?
Faust: New normal. Seeding.
Faust: Do you realize what causes flaming lips?
Billy GG: T.H.R.U.S.H.?
Faust: The same procedure as last year?
Billy GG: The same procedure as every year.
Nostradamus: 2021. Order ab chao.
by Option 22 October 30, 2020
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Get the Out Of Commision mug.A person who avoids all COVID 19 safety precautions and does what they like, putting other people's lives in danger.
by Starflyte the Chicken September 29, 2020
Get the covidiot mug.Covidiot is the term for selfish people who hog all the toilet rolls and hand sanatisers in a pandemic. They also ignore the 2 meter rule and are practically hugging you. They don't wear masks and only care about themselves.
"I was walking to the shop and a covidiot took all the toilet rolls" or, "a covidiot ignored social distancing and continued to cough in front of me with no mask"
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Smart person: "Hey, covidiot, where's your face covering?"
Covidiot: "Uhh, I don't know, I don't have one."
Smart person: "Then make sure to stay six feet away from me, probably more."
Covidiot: "Uhh, ok."
Covidiot: "Uhh, I don't know, I don't have one."
Smart person: "Then make sure to stay six feet away from me, probably more."
Covidiot: "Uhh, ok."
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