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The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other God’s before me.

2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images.

3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.

4. Remember the Sabbath day and keep it Holy.

5. Honor your father and mother.

6. Thou shalt not kill. — God wants us to protect human life.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

8. Thou shalt not steal.

9. Thou shall not bear false witness.

10. You shall not covet.

I'm sure the Urban Dictionary has the meanings of the words, I would tell you, but that would probably be to long of a definition. Read Exodus 20 for more answers.
"The 10 Commandments are..."
by Unknown Status October 29, 2022
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The Five Commandments

From the First Church Of Satan (FCOS) Come The Five Commandments Of Satan (FCOS):

1) Thou shalt love thy neighbor's wife until her husband comes home from work early one day, catches you in bed with her & kicks your ass! 2) Thou shalt not covet what I have stolen from you because you shall never get it back! 3) Thou shalt not take my name in vein unless if you are using a syringe containing all of the letters of my name within it, but you must never share the needle! 4) Thou shalt not bow down before any other god but me or I will come up from behind you & get busy! 5) Thou shalt turn the other cheek until your neck twists around & breaks, your spinal chord rips in two and your head falls in your lap!
"I prefer the 42 Laws of Ma'at over the Ten Commandments and the Five Commandments of Satan."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 25, 2023
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11th Commandment

this is the 11th commandment:
11.thou shalt not take thy religion too serioulsy because god(being perfect and all) has a good sense of humour.
wow that church and state guy should really take a break with his religious dogma,he should heed the 11th commandment!
by long live the FSM January 15, 2008
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commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.
Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.
by Bizazy September 15, 2007
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Commitment

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.
Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.
by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010
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commitment fuckwit

a man that things he has got it together but cant handle a woman that has her shit together and just places himself on a perch. He is a commitment fuckwit cos he thinks he knows it all but has no idea that he is the most cluesless of them all. Temperemental - keeps walking away and then trying to come back - confused.com
12pm - i love you we have uch a great time together
12.02pm - this isnt working
typical example of a commitment fuckwit
by dearest123 October 14, 2011
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11th Commandment

Thou shall not touch my slab
by 5THWARD_SLABGOD March 29, 2019
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