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Comcastration

The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.
Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.
by BroUniverse July 22, 2014
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comcastipated

Refers to any channel on Comcast Digital Cable whose signal has suddenly become fuzzy, blotchy, and altogether unwatchable.
"Yo, dude, what's on Adult Swim?"
"Wish I knew-Channel 60 is comcastipated again."
by Adenia Volkensii April 18, 2005
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concastic

A women that is put together mentally and physically spiritually.
I am in love with this women she's concastic! Only one word that can describe her.
by MrBurns November 9, 2005
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Comcastism

1. The belief that shitty service and poor customer support will somehow make your business or yourself likes by everyone.

2. Believing that being a cunt shitting cock sucking doosh fuck will make people like you more.
Comcastism- being an asshole, shit fag, or vaginal cactus
by Clutch crayons July 2, 2015
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Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
I have been comcasting nearly every night, but I still can't afford to pay my rent in full.
by dosesandmimosas January 3, 2016
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Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...
What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!
by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017
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comcasm

An intense orgasm caused by the removal of Comcast service and going with another company that doesn't suck ass.
Dude, when I returned my Comcast cable box today I totally had a comcasm.
by jrholmes October 14, 2011
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