The act of being figuratively castrated by the evil Comcast conglomerate when seeking to change, cancel, or even add Comcast services (based on clearly advertised offers). Typical symptoms of Comcastration include: extreme frustration, to the point where one's attitude, sensibilities, and willingness to live are nearly or fully extinguished by Comcast's deceptive representatives and misrepresented corporate policies and processes.
Bob was never the same after he called customer service and suffered full Comcastration while trying to cancel his account.
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