Extremely good-looking and well-dressed talk-show host with a knack for always being right. He's a pro-republican and self-proclaimed African American. a.k.a.'s: "the man", "Mr. America", and soon-to-be "Mr. President".
Cory: hey nick, let's watch the the Colbert Report.
Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.
Cory: who's Jon Stuart?
Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.
Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?
Nick: no.
Cory: alright.
Nick: sure. let's watch the Daily Show with Jon Stuart until then.
Cory: who's Jon Stuart?
Nick: that Jewish democrat guy.
Cory: oh.... well, is he as handsome or as funny as Steven Colbert?
Nick: no.
Cory: alright.
by Cory Lowery June 30, 2007
Get the steven colbert mug.The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.
Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.
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A "fake news" television program airing on Comedy Central from Monday to Thursday at 11:30pm eastern time. Hosted by Stephen Colbert, the Report satirizes conservative, ego-centric media pundits such as Bill O'Reilly and Geraldo Rivera.
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
Pronounced "Col-BEAR Re-PORE".
by Shirty the Slightly Aggressive Bear January 13, 2007
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When I got married I did The Colbert.
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Teenagers are obsessed with The Colbert.
by Jedidiah States April 12, 2008
Get the The Colbert mug.DUDE!! Did you see the Colbert Report last night? Steven had all the clips of bush making grammar mistakes. Yea dude, but you dont say the t's in the title you tard
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