cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

Roller Cockster

A roller cockster or rollercockster is an amusement/theme park ride with dick-shaped train cars and gives you the same feeling of either the euphoric pleasure of having sex or the sheer terror as getting raped.

You: What ride do you want to go on?
Me: I Wanna go on the roller cockster.
You: Have fun.

by GregNelson29 September 18, 2023

cockstir

An act of revenge against someone, the cockstir consists of you stirring your victim's drink with, you guessed it, your cock.

"That fucker just pissed on my leg"
"Dude, while he's getting you a towel, give him a cockstir."
"A what-"
"Shut up and stir his drink with your dick. That's all you got to do."

by Xionico February 24, 2009

cockswerving

to avoid a constant bombardment of male members on sites like chatroulette and shufflepeople ,whilst genuinely trying to just have some fun!

for fucks sake! how many more wankers do i have to enjure!,this cockswerving is becoming tiresome!

by ol dirty dogmeat April 17, 2010

cockmeter

A meter used to see how much cock someone wants

Zezz is like a 11 put of 10 on the cockmeter

by Zezz April 24, 2014

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014

cockstepping

When the number of people working on a project, or within an area exceeds the point of diminishing returns - Instead of being productive, you're just getting in the way.

Why are there 8 chefs on duty? We only need 2-3, the rest of us are just cockstepping.

by jazyav September 7, 2018