Evil bug who wear military out fits and carry torches while they're taking over the world. They yell out in squeaky voices: "World domination!"
by Gp06 February 12, 2004
Get the cockroaches mug.Sexual relations between two aesthetically unappealing, i.e., fugly, people. Translation of Korean slang.
She was talking about Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney getting it on. Nasty! Real cockroach sex. Made my skin crawl.
by Peeje July 11, 2007
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by musicislife15 March 14, 2012
Get the dead cockroaching mug.A car buyer with terrible credit. Someone who never pays their bills. A person who thinks they can buy a new or used car even though they have very bad credit.
He can’t buy this car without a co-signer and a huge down payment because he’s a stinking (Cock) Roach who just had a repo last month!
by Cal Worthington September 15, 2005
Get the Cockroach mug.Any person who can survive unimaginable amounts of trauma (inflicted by others, and self inflicted). In other words, a total badass. The human cockroach can survive in the harshest of environments, just like the cockroach insect.
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
-side note, the Human Cockroach may have an obsession with cockroaches. Either because those bugs are his spirit animal, or because cockroach has the word cock in it. Yep, he’s into cock and roaches...
Guy A. “Who’s that weird looking dude?”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
Guy B. “Oh, thats Jeff, hes a human cockroach, the guy has been in so many car crashes, I’m surprised he’s still alive. Also, he loves cock and roaches!”
Guy A. Well... to each his own I guess..., what a weirdo...”
by st31n3r December 17, 2021
Get the Human Cockroach mug.Similar to the phrase "the bee's knees," but more crude. Implies that something is really cool, or sometimes used in sarcasm to imply that something is really not cool.
1 - Implying something is cool
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
- "That peach harvest sure was the bee's knees!"
- "Dude, that weed was the cockroach's testicles!"
2 - Sarcasm implying that something isn't really that cool
- "Hey man, check out this 1990 Ford Taurus I got used!" "Wow. That's just the cockroach's testicles isn't it...."
by C-Witt July 3, 2009
Get the Cockroach's Testicles mug.A man whore who has no ambition other than to put his dick in every hole he can, not to mention how many holes he’s already stuck his dirty meat in. The comparison of his dick to a cockroach is that his dick scurries around in the most filthiest places, aka some random broad at the strip club. Ladies, you don’t ever want to be with a man with this disease or he might give you some weird ass STD.
Person 1: “Man, I’ve been so wrapped up over this dude, I don’t understand why he hasn’t been texting me back.”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
Person 2: “Girlllll, that guy has some cockroach dick, haven’t you seen his story on snapchat bragging about smashing a whore in a stall?”
by Migra September 28, 2018
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