Cocknockah

New England Slang: Something that immediately commands your attention.

Say, Emmitt, thatt thaya dress ya dahtah's got on is a wicked cocknockah!

by Dumb Cracker December 12, 2008

cockknocker

Kezzism 1. An Old Skool fool 2.The act of knocking cock 3. An expression made by one party to express disgust at the actions of another.

In extreme situations it may be neccesary to refer to one as a double-hard cockknocker

Shutup Bond you cockknocker

by I am Asparagus November 16, 2005

cockknocker

1. Person who can not do anything right (see Fuckup) 2. Masterbator (see Jerkoff)

1. Get it together you cockknocker! 2. I don't like Bob, he's a real cockknocker.

by Hepcat January 24, 2003

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A fat girl with hugh breast who is also a slut

Jolene is a floppy titty cocknocker

by Frank A. Klith July 11, 2003

cocknocker

When the insult "cock" just isnt enough, the insult can be lengthed to cocknocker

"my dear Jeremy, I have decided to finish our relationship because of your inability to commit to me or my feelings. You are truely a cocknocker"

by Don February 12, 2004

cockknuckle

The bend in a bent cock often from a previous injury due to a flaccid member being forced into an overweight woman

That Swampdonkey was so heavy she snapped his cock and how he's got a cockknuckle

by MadazaBadja November 18, 2007

cockknocker

One who engages in the act of touching his penis to another man's penis in a "knocking" fashion.

I know for sure that Bob is a cockknocker because I witnessed him slapping another man's penis with his own.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004