clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.

Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"

by huckinator June 19, 2004

Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.

Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle

by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017

Clyde's tail

A person who is usually and or affected by name calling and teasing. They are often unusable people and mostly on the low side of the popularity bar.

They often don't get bullied or anything related.

Basically a minor bullied victim.

Kid: *Does weird thing*
Other kid: "Look at that kid! He's a Clyde's tail!"

by Svifias February 24, 2019

Clydeshog

A human or animal that uses all their weight and might and always seems to get you right where it hurts.

OH MY GOODNESS, GRACE, you got right between the legs. You’re such a clydeshog!

by GucciGirl10 May 9, 2019

Clydikins

A wonderful nickname for somebody named Clyde. They often greet their family after work by making bird noises and adore cleaning.

Girl: yo clydikins is such an odd dude whenever I see him he is making bird noises
Dude: that’s so odd

by Imakethesewhenimonvaca November 27, 2019

Clydism

Clydism is a polytheistic religion based on many philosophical factors. Some of its ideals is written around stoicism, truth, egotistical value, death, the control over self and on acceptance. The GOD of Clydism is Clyde and its followers are called Clydists or Clydistic Followers. Its following is currently low but one day it will grow!

Memento Mori, Clyde is GOD!

Person A: Who is your God of Clydism?
Person B: Clyde, Clyde is GOD!

by Clyde the pstar November 15, 2020

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021