clutter

Something that is unused and disorganized.

"BTW for something to be "clutter" it has to be unused and disorganized. Nothing in my studio qualifies. There's methods to the madness."

by EposVox June 29, 2021

Clutter

All parts of the human vulva excluding the clitoris.

Yeah, they didn’t know what they were doing. They thought they were hitting the spot, but there were just scratching the clutter up with their hangnail.

by Kitten’s Daddy July 14, 2021

clutter blindness

A condition that occurs as a result of living in and around so much miscellaneous debris and detritus (AKA clutter), that it becomes impossible to see the object you’re looking for. Symptoms are exacerbated when said object is nestled in the mess, right in front of your face. The worst symptoms of clutter blindness seem to peak when the missing object is small, easily recognizable, of great value and/or importance, especially when you could swear to Christ you just had the goddamned thing a second ago.

wanted to go out with you guys really badly, but I spent the whole weekend suffering from clutter blindness. I was searching for my grandmother’s engagement ring, which is very valuable, shiny, important, and I desperately needed to find so I could propose to Jennifer. Luckily the clutter blindness briefly lifted after a week of searching and I was able to see that it had been on my coffee table the entire time, nestled amidst a collection of Snapple and 2-liter bottle caps, various writing utensils, two full dinner services worth of flatware, and the two sets of keys I already lost this year the exact same way, and which yes, I was coincidentally looking for! Thank you so much for asking!

by RedesignThePinecones July 26, 2021

cluttersk

An amazing fanpage who spends a-lot of time on their videos and

deserves all her followers and likes! Follow her!

Cluttersk is a amazing fanpage so follow her 😩

by Cluttersk October 3, 2021

clutterbuckin

Body checking someone with a great deal of force.

Kristöph Kostopolous is out here clutterbuckin on the ice!

by WhatHappened2Virgil July 17, 2022

cluttergender

Cluttergender is a type of xenogender in which is (like the name,) a clutter of genders that cannot be explained or defined. Cluttergender is, or could be a mixture of genderfluid and worldgender. Someone who is cluttergender may be clutterneutral, clutterfeminine, or cluttermasculine.

"Hello, I'm ☆☆☆☆☆, and I'm cluttergender! My pronouns are he/they/it!"

by Mikayla teehee July 31, 2022

Clutterfunk

An absolutely horrible main level in Geometry Dash

If Clutterfunk was a person, it would have stage 4 cancer.

by CyanDude September 3, 2022