Cluster fuck

When a situation goes beyond the humorously wrong. Comes from a millitary term to describe the fact that soldiers under fire tend to cluster together for moral support, making them easier to hit.

We popped the flare and started shhoting. True to form they all bunched up in the ditch - your typical cluster fuck. One grenade later and it was all over...

by joskarith November 11, 2004

Cluster Berries

noun, meaning the bits of poo left behind that get tangled in the hair surrounding the anus.

Andrew couldn't help but wonder if he wiped well enough after going to the toilet having only used only a tiny sheet of toilet paper to remove the tangled cluster berries.

by Teo B October 7, 2009

Cluster Fluff

A polite version of Cluster Fuck

Since the cluster fluff of extending rail service to Waikanae, retimetabling for overcrowding and not introducing the Matangi trains on time, you all probably know by now that the Melling Line trains have been replaced by rail replacement buses, and are leaving from the dreaded platform 9 at Wellington Station.

by Dr Omega May 4, 2011

cluster bomb

What you do when you've got to drop a deuce, but are faced with the unbearable grossness of a piss-covered toilet seat.

Ex: After some ravers managed to get puke, crap, and several unrecognizable bodily fluids all over that toilet seat, I was forced to cluster bomb that Baja Fresh. Fortunately, no one was injured.

by General Stinkiness February 15, 2009

cluster mug

3 or more muggings happening at the same time.

Did you hear about Kelly, Amber, and Stacy? They got cluster mugged!!

by amazing7 July 16, 2010

Cluster Bomb

A group of rather ugly women hanging around together. The idea behind the term is that there is not even one hot women in the group. n other words they are all grenades-no chance to "take one for the team", they are all to be avoided.

Man, look at that cluster bomb that just came in! Dropped the average in the whole place!

by locojoe August 7, 2009

Cluster Fox

A misinformed, confused mess, resulting from a large group of intellectually-challenged individuals rallying for an ill-defined goal being promoted by corporate interests.

Sarah Palin's going to be at the gun show. I need to buy some ammo, but I don't want to get into that whole cluster Fox.

by NCDiverDwn September 29, 2010