rope climbers elbow

When you are an active person and perform either of one of these activities, rock climbing, parkour, crossfit, military bootcamp or wall climbing, you are at risk of getting rope climbers elbow. Amongst one the worst pains know to man kind, rope climbers elbow can leave your forearms and hands useless, which may as well be substituted with stumps. Its a fuckup with your tendons and can feel like tennis elbow, but is actually an imbalance between the muscles in your forearm and bicep

"Hey Jim I saw on facebook you went rock climbing yesterday"
"Yeah I got rope climbers elbow from it and now I cant wipe my arse"

"What did you do at crossfit this week Judy?"
"I got my first rope climb this week"
"Oh wonderful, I hope you didn't get rope climbers elbow"
"I did and now I cant even change gears in my car"

by rekt@thebox June 10, 2016

inuit seal clubber

An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.

"Oooh!! kyle! you give the best inuit seal clubbers!"

by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015

clubberin

To beat about the head and neck of an unsuspecting victim utilizing all four fistus.

"Keep runninyour mouth and you is in for a clubberin."

by Prettyboyredneck July 28, 2004

cumberquatch

:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.

(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.

by krishan January 5, 2005

Cumberbatch

A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.

I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.

by Jacksun Edwurd October 2, 2013

cumberbum

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.

I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!

by Leila M. April 19, 2007

pole climber

A slang term for a homosexual male.

That dude is a definite pole climber. (Meat-pole that is.)

by BigMattock January 3, 2007