:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.
(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.
by krishan January 5, 2005
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His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
His voice makes thousands of women go crazy (man as well).
A few serial criminals have a severe addiction to him, and play mind trick and games with him.
He is very smart and intellectual.
Keeps many obsessed girls screaming for hours on how incredible he is.
When he winks, he makes some hearts stop for a few moments.
He is incredibly talented, and super cute.
He often is a very weird, smart, and abnormal character. He is the cutest detective sometimes, at other times he is a weird doctor. And at other times he is some kind of mix between a woman and man, who whips a Zoolander and Hansel.
Besides being a weird, yet incredibly unique character, he is a pure fantasy.
He is a total "Benediction".
He is a gorgeous, and this message is to Cumberbatch from all of your Cumbercookies "We love you! You are the best actor ever! You are so handsome, and funny! keep going, Benedict! We love youuuu!"
Someone: who is your favorite actor?
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
Me: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! Who else is there? He is just awesome!
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When the mind encounters a face that by all accounts should be seen as incredibly strange looking, but instead interprets it as ridiculously attractive. This term is displayed strongly by, and named for, British actor Benedict Cumberbatch.
Girl one: "His cheekbones don't even make sense, and his head is so tall. He should be ugly. . . why am I aroused?"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"
Girl two: "It's the Cumberbatch Effect"
Girl one: "It's just like James Marsters all over again"
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It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.
It came from the running joke of people intentionally messing up Benedict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 1: People need to stop cumberbatching Benadict Cumberbatch's name.
Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.
Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.
Person 2: I think you mean Banister Crumblebench.
Person 3: I’m pretty sure its Benedong Cucumber.
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An unfortunate accident involving Benedict Cumberbatch's laugh in a BBC interview yesterday caused over 1.6 million fangirls to be hospitalized for heart attacks or bizarre Apnea incidents.
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X: *watches Sherlock* sakfjksdhflsdkhfdjkghfdg.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
Y: Are you experiencing Cumbersnatch?
X: *nods* WHY ARE THERE ONLY THREE EPISODES?
Y: Fear not! There will be another series at some point.
by Piesky August 10, 2010
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" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
" I took my girl to the movies and when Benidict Cumberbatch came on the screen I felt immediately rejected "
Doug
" dude, You got Cumbersnatched "
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