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cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.
Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.
by boggerclogger December 27, 2020
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poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper
dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!
by tpettus September 8, 2007
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base clogger

When a person who has no real chance to score with someone prevents others from getting an opportunity.
That dumbass Jeff is a real base clogger; he needs to just get out of the way!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
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Close of Play

A term used by people in business. Maximum impact is gained by saying it whilst sitting on the edge of a desk with the top button undone and tie hanging loosely.
L: Are we closer to agreeing a deal? Ideally I'd like to start picking that low hanging fruit by close of play today. Otherwise I'll end up looking like a cunt.
J: You are already a cunt.
L: Feedback taken on board J. Let's touch base about this next week. Do you have a window on Tuesday?
J: I have a window every day of the fucking week. My office has two of them.
by Toffeeslot November 17, 2015
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fc closer

a meme for the twitch streamer FrostedGH

FC stands for "Full Combo"

Closer is the easiest song on expert difficulty in GH3, so players new to expert would "brag" that they FC'ed Closer.
The irony of this statement was not lost on many, so it became a meme.
A: Dude! I just FC'ed Jordan! It was so difficult!

B: fc closer lul
by Matt_Money April 30, 2019
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close out

To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.
by tylerdurden89 September 20, 2010
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closed text

when you text somebody and they reply back with lol, haha, or yeah leaving you confused on what to say back and killing your conversation
guy 1: i told her about the kid getting shoved in the locker and she just replyed back lol
guy 2: ouch what'd you say back?
guy 1: nothing! it was a closed text what could i say!
by Carlos Mendez-Valdez June 6, 2009
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