Hot Clive

The act of excreting fecal matter onto your hands then placing it into the mouth of an unknowing blindfolded person, then in shock they swallow it and proceed to vomit everywhere.

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Person1: Did you hear about Bob?

Person 2: He got a hot Clive from his tinder date... Still washing his mouth out now
by Hot Clive September 27, 2020
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flaming clive

When you light your pubic hair on fire and let it burn. Also known as a bushfire
by Naki is a douche July 16, 2019
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Clive-Palmer-ate

(or Clive-Palmerate without the hyphen)

A of Australian origin, although might have traveled to some extent,

fictional down-to-earth dead-end-reality like (when applied) 'lubricant' in-mockery-of , rather than mythical aggrandization of 19th/20th century magical-cure oils, aethers/vapors, etc,

in reference to the simultaneous size of Clive Palmer's war-chest so to speak, spending-on-lawyers readiness or supposed 'untouchability' ... when despite his wealth, he loses most court-cases he's involved in,
and in-usage therefore,

INSTEAD of being an actual lubrical, (social, political),

it at-best? means bribery, or decisions made with incentives, but bribery basically,
( while setting aside the immorality of bribery, but as a inferred fast-tracking or sometimes waste-evading method )

or primarily,
means adding something that is SUPPOSED to be going-to facilitate social/political lubrication,
but draws attention to itself, might attract the interest of the police, courts, or other interventionaries, the media, or generally cause a already slow or clogged, dirty machine-of-industry or of-politics, to become EVEN MORE, slowed down or even more clogged, despite the irony of it's (on the label) purpose.

If i remember correctly, it has also been used as an INGREDIENT, amongst the ingredients list on the back of a fictional political-product (a metaphoric consumer product message-in-a-bottle (or item))
This local state election, contains;
20% continued climate change disaster relief grant spending money,
5% income tax, 0% corporations tax,
25% party-political donations and federal-party indirect unaccounted-for support,
50% Clive-Palmer-ate

Gee, that episode of Insiders on TV last night was something-else, eh? Reckon it was running on 100% Clive-Palmerate, that one!
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
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clive iowa

clive is the most rad most awesome where all da crips r at and dey just chill
yo crip when we goin to clive iowa to just chill with da homies and crips
by DaveH06 May 23, 2020
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clive named five

What the fuck is clive named five?
Nine, eight, seven, six,five, clive named five!
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clive dytor

a kick-ass farther of the church and a war hero with his two faithful hounds Izzy and Alfy there is nothing he can't do
clive dytor is a bad ass
by gromlin69 September 28, 2020
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