clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 4, 2021

Clement

Clement is a boy who’s always lazy but curious at all things. Definitely play a lot of games….uh but he loves PUBG the most. And he looks so mf good, he’s so hottttt. He’s kinda tall, he likes short girls. Clement is a caring boy. Always asking for homework answers to his friends. He doesn’t like smokes, tattoos and stuff. Never been serious (?) I mean, he changed his girl crush every week/month which is so weird. The thing is that he knows if i have a crush on him for a few years, BUT he’s not paying attention (because i’m not a short girl). He really loves Miti (idk it was like VTuber, u could search as Mythia Batford). He went to school once a year (he’s lazy, so he just join the Online Classes). He really loves lofi music. He always use Discord to communicate with each other. I think that was enough. For anyone who’ll be his girlfriend, i think u need to read this. Oh lastly, he loves cat. Ok thank u.

Love you, Clement. -NA.

by NAP.0112 November 21, 2021

clement

somehow fat and lanky, this hunk of a man is a lonely man who plays chess by himself. he has no friends, no hair and absolutely no way with women.

katya and clement had a cheeky shag behind chapel

by gammell September 17, 2021

Derek Clements

september 28 1781, during the battle yorktown the british were becoming desperate, so they pulled out their main players 21 savage and quandale dingle, so the americans pulled out their secret weapon, Derek Clements. Derek's speed blitzed quandale and he got behind and used the half-boned chicken wing suplex on him breaking his neck, winning the war for America, making Derek a American legend.

Derek Clements also stands for Derek Entering male rectums

by ITStotallynotderek May 3, 2022

Clemente

Clemente has an enormous horse cock

"have you seen clemente's bulge?" "i didn't have to, i read in woman's weekly that clemente has an enormous horse cock!"

by urbandick1234password January 6, 2022

Clement

Clement is a man that is failing all his courses. He thinks he is funny but in fact he is one annoying mf. He is the most zesty man you will ever meet and his favourite sentence is, PERIOD AH PERIOD UH

Clement is being a clementine

by Swervylmao November 12, 2022

Clement

A non prefect exco

You didn't get into Prefect Exco, you're such a clement.

by NonExco May 27, 2022