The act of having sexual intercourse with an individual (clarting) then leaving (departing) soon after.
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
Created by the iconic queen Ruby
by Rubyjulies June 19, 2025
Get the Clart and departmug. by Jimbobbobbob July 2, 2022
Get the Clartmug. 1. (adv) - To be strange or abnormal in a negative manner - similar to "clapped". May rarely hold a slightly positive connotation if used fondly.
2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
2. (v) Mainly in the British Isles - The more common, past-tense form of "clart", the act of having been beaten up, typically via a tackle of some sort.
"I don't know how the fuck she can listen to this... shit's fucking clarted lmfao"
"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
"Got absolutely clarted outside Tigh Neachtain's last night..."
by Tokuto July 9, 2021
Get the Clartedmug. by Nuggets egirl gf December 11, 2021
Get the Clartmug. Jawad and Nidhish lives always get clarted, no matter what they do, even in situations when it is not possible to get clarted. Their lives have been completely ruined because of this, which led them to their downfall.
by janid November 21, 2024
Get the Clartedmug. Clarting (Noun/ verb)
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
A niche slang term originating in Dutch subculture, especially from the Overijssel province.
Sexual Slang; Refers to an exaggerated sexual act where, due to intense action, bodily fluids are said to be "launched" into the air. Each airborne drop is humorously referred to as a “clart.”
Social Term; Can also be used casually to describe a meetup, gathering, or function.
Friendship Slang; “Clarter” is used as an alternative to “friend” or “mate.”
Title of Respect; In certain circles, someone with high social energy or “ultra aura goonrays” earns the suffix “-clart” to their name, symbolizing legendary status.
"it was so wild, a clart hit the ceiling!"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
"We’re clarting at john’s tonight, if you want to come."
"What’s up, clarter?"
"Ever since since the group clarting he's been going by John-clart"
by cultuursniffer August 6, 2025
Get the Clartingmug. The Motorway was all clarted up after Junction 31 because of an accident.
The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
The tube on his hearing aid was clarted up with earwax.
by Puffsleeves July 7, 2023
Get the clartedmug.