King’s Clam Chowder

when you’re getting a blumpkin and a third party pukes on the dick and the other party sucks the puke off
“Yo man, the first time I got a King’s Clam Chowder was in the Whole Foods bathroom. They had to get maintenance to clean up the cum-puke-shit stains.”
by 2whistles December 08, 2022
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Menstrual clam chowder

Eating pussy during the menstruation cycle after being filled with ejaculate
Cameron ate that girls menstrual clam chowder after she came home
by Bignz December 10, 2021
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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.
Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.
by Master Bradford June 22, 2016
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holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure
yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck
by animetiddies.com January 02, 2018
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Downriver Clam Chowder

When you've had unprotected sex with too many women from downriver Michigan and your ejaculate resembles a yellowish hued clam chowder.
Man, I gotta start using condoms, I gave this girl a facial last night and it was chunky downriver clam chowder that came out. Felt like heaven but it burnt like hell ¹
by October 13, 2022
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Self Serve Clam Chowder

When you bust a fat load into her pussy then eat it out.

considered a clam chowder bread bowl if vagina is substituted with asshole
“Hey bro would you like a slice of pizza?”
“Thank you for the offer, but I am stuffed after having some Self Serve Clam Chowder this morning!”
by Clam Chowder Bread Bowl March 07, 2022
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clams chowder

Johnny sat down with his clams chowder, and proceeded to inhale both of them in mere minutes.
by Wordsmith McD February 18, 2021
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