hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

by urban donk December 30, 2011

Soak it in cider

When any part of a male's body is injured, this is what can be done to make it all better........ See also "soak it inside her".

Damn, Bob just got kicked in the junk, he better soak it in cider.

by Dump truck January 6, 2017

asshole cider vinegar

when your balls become so sweaty and vinagery that your asshole closes up and starts to burn

when u don't shower and the juice from your balls seeps into your asshole and it burns like hell this is when you feel asshole cider vinegar

by sharbalarba November 5, 2010

sui-cider

AKA Old Rosy, a cider served by the Cwmanne Tavern in Cwmanne (near lampeter, wales). Know for its unusual potency.

"That Old Rosy is a Sui-Cider"

by Fred1 December 21, 2007

The cider shits

The shit you have after a day of drinking cheap cider or other cheap alcohol, that has a recognisable smell or might smell like the alcohol you previously drank.

Ah man I had the cider shits proper bad the other day because i drank white storm and lambrini

by north east knowledge September 24, 2017

Trunk Cider

the thing you get when you leave unpasteurized Apple juice in the trunk of your car for several days in hot weather

I am so upset. That trunk cider I made last week left a huge mess in my car. The upholstery is ruined.

by Monkey484&4’didiekr October 10, 2018

justin cider

don’t ask who justin is

ben dover: who is justin?
mike oxlong: Justin cider

by Justin cider December 27, 2019