Chub

Noun. A marijuana cigarette (aka a Joint) that is of normal length but excessively thick.

Me and Benny went up the hill and smoked a chub before the party.

by Arrbear August 21, 2005

chub

The act of rubbing an Item on your genitalia for malicious or humorous reasons.Similar to Stink Palm

I wonder if he enjoyed using his optical mouse after I chubbed it?!!

by LAMER October 04, 2002

Chub

Chub ; (Verb) To purposefully punch someone's boob, weather it is yours or someone else's, with the intention of it bouncing.

Kyler wasn't expecting Dilon to chub her when they walked outside.
Tana couldn't stop chubbing herself on her way to work.

by ArtemisCoolAid May 29, 2016

chub

originally from the word "chum", chub means friend, pal, mate, comrade, etc.

"aw chub, you're my numero uno tip top pal of all time"

by karis November 02, 2004

chubbed

means fucked

so you are chubbed meaning you are fucked

"youre chubbed"

your fucked

"imma chubb you"

imma fukk you

by lia ashlee February 14, 2009

Chub Chub

An overbearing sociopath who claims to hate religion yet persecutes Jews because of Mel Gibson... Closly resembles a hippopotomous and can be easily distracted with ink blots that take the form of "comic books."

Chub Chub makes Catholic Priests look like... Damnit... There's nothing that doesn't rape kids now a days...

The star of "Azn Hookers Dancing Naked on Giant Towers: The Chub Chub Story"

Famous quotes of a Chub Chub:
"I copyright gay people."
"Score little buddy."
"YOU FOOL!"
"Can't touch this!"
"Don't make me poke you."
"Don't make me eat you."

by Sven by J lian April 27, 2004

Chubs

A woman's labia majora. Named so because they are often thick and "chubby." (Comparable to the men's "Chubbie" term for the penis.)

"My boyfriend seems to get off more on touching my chubs than his own chubbie!"

by Sarrah August 08, 2007