When someone is on the clock at work, and their basically doing anything and everything possible to keep busy ONLY its so dead that working harder makes no difference and the manager have their heads way too far up their asses to care.The opposite of fucking the dog.
Regal Floor Manager: Has anyone seen the doorman?
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
Staff Member: He's crushing the cat. Last time I saw him, He was organizing the freezers.
by Coletreezy September 3, 2009
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Get the crussing mug.Those first few weeks when a couple can't get enough of eachother or when a person is engulfed with their crush on someone else and can think of nothing else.
by Porn Valley (@porn_valley) April 2, 2010
Get the crushing out mug.Verb: As opposed to the form of dance spelled with a K, crumping is the act of putting your hands in your pockets and grabbing someone through your pants. Additional points are given for rhyming by way of crumping someones rump, jumping into a crump, or crumping Donald Trump.
I'm gonna crump Denise right now.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
*puts hands in pockets, grabs denise*
Denise: WHAT THE HELL!?
Me: You've been crumped. I love crumping.
by rumpcrump3000 March 15, 2011
Get the Crumping mug.The act of uncomfortably fitting a large amount of vertically inclined people (midgets) into a small vehicle and directing towards a wall at a high velocity.
by S C 0 0 Z E August 12, 2010
Get the Crushing mug.The act of dressing up as a crumpet. Covering yourself with butter and jam and then through a series of dance like shaking movements attempting to remove them before your competitors.
by Dragonwars11 January 20, 2009
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