Christmas

A holiday on the 25th of December. It is originally meant to celebrate the birth of Christ, but in recent times has also become a secular holiday of sorts, with Santa Claus as its icon. The celebration of Christmas varies between cultures form highly religious to highly secular, but in the West it is usually a combination. Some say, with good reason, that it has become overly commercial. Though its commercialization is parallel to its secularization, it is not an unavoidable result of secularization.
by Malfacteur December 11, 2003
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The best motherfucking day of the year.
by G-$lam December 13, 2010
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December the twenty-fifth.

A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
I get payed more (chrismtas bonus) to take the whole week off work... I LOVE CHRISTMAS!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
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The punchline at the end of a year long joke
The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas
by S. A. Jackson December 26, 2007
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Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.

Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!

(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
by meth0d man December 25, 2010
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The best fucking day of the year!!!!!!🌲❄❄🛍
I love Christmas!!!!!!
by The best princess November 11, 2018
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A time when businesses get to overly market their products so then they could get people to buy as much shit as possible
Christmas is a time for marketing and buying
by Dubiks December 25, 2018
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