Chopsticks

When two men use the same urnal.

Bruh, why are you going chopsticks with me?

by AJK475 August 20, 2016

Chinese Chopsticks

A retro sexual position that has been reintroduced through the amateur porn circuit in Arizona. Desert Paradise, Arizona to be exact. This position involves the male talent to slightly sit on the edge of a desk, while his female partner straddles him and places her left foot on the desk. Chinese Chopsticks is the perfect position for women who are 9 months pregnant. Unfortunately, if the male talent had too much to drink the night before, this position may cause flaccidity and therefore, vaginal penetration may not be achieved.

Porn Director: "Okay. New position. Chinese Chopsticks."
Male Talent: "Chinese what???"

by Vincent aka Vinny August 17, 2021

Chopsticks

Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

"Josh: Yo, how can you eat with those chopsticks?"
"Jake: Arigato gozaimasu!"
"Josh: Oh, fuck off, weeb."

by TheStreetShatter March 18, 2020

nigerian chopsticks

7ft Black Nigerian who likes to bathe an have intercourse in big bowl of tomato sauce.

Guy 1 hey babe want to go out.
Girl 1 Sure
Guy 2 wait no he is a nigerian chopsticks
Girl 1 eww im allergic to tomatos.

by DjSalad September 6, 2019

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021

Eating soup with chopsticks

The idea that people who say they’re busy are in fact complicit to an extremely inefficient way of doing things.

Is Earl really busy doing work or is he just eating soup with chopsticks?

by Starkwill October 21, 2021

Chopsticks

means Drumsticks

Da band needs new chopsticks.

by Allahatopia November 22, 2018