MySpace champion

One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.

Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"

Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."

Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."

by Francis Zaplan January 20, 2008

Play like a champion

Encouraging or motivating phrase offered to a disgruntled or pessimistic person. Taken from the sacred sign located above the tunnel leading out of the home locker room of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish football team.

"Dude, I'm not sure about this exam."

"Hey... no excuses... play like a champion."

by Pedro the spicy September 23, 2005

people's champion

Another name for a desperate losing cheat that tries to win by kicking his opponents out of the race

Valeban 1: Damn, Rossi got a rear of grid penalty for that kick that caused Marquez to crash. He'll never win the championship now.
Valeban 2: Never mind. He'll always be the people's champion
Valeban 1: True that, and he likes coming up from the rear, anyway

by Eyre of the Fred August 9, 2017

Champion

Someone who commits an act of the following: extreme courage, extreme awesomeness, or extreme stupidity; one who is worthy of positive recognition for such an act.

May be shortened to "champ".

"Did you hear about the guy who ate a stapler?"
"Man, that guy is such a champion."

by nmglover May 8, 2008

breakfast of champions

(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.

The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.

A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Raw Dog Champion

One engages in sex without a condom on a very slutty girl, sometimes better known as Dylan Glover.

Person 1: Hey man, Dylan fucked Jelana in the ass last night, RAW DOG!

Person 2: Oh shit, hes the Raw Dog Champion!

by cobbert March 8, 2009

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007