chisping

A faint shower of rain. The intermediary between the absence of rain and a drizzle.

Jordan "It's chisping."

Bill "I think it's misting"
Kris "You can see clouds of mist, though. I don't see any right now."
Bill "I still call it misting"

by defjac September 13, 2009

pubic clippings

The remains of pubic hair that is usually found on the bathroom floor after one decides to clip their pubes.

Doug - "Take a shower!"
Andy - "Get a better computer!"
Doug - "Go shoot yourself!"
Andy - "Clip your pubes!"
Doug - "I DID! LOOKIE!"
Andy - "Wow...I can only imagine how many pubic clippings are on your bathroom floor."

by qAaRoN July 12, 2005

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Heel Clipping

The art of walking behind someone and stepping on the last quarter inch of their shoe's heel so that as the person in front of you continues to walk they are forced into an awkward stumble caused by the sudden deceleration of the heel of their shoe.

*Spins Around* I swear to God! If you don't stop Heel Clipping me right now, I'm going to put my foot, heel deep in your asshole!

by totallynotchris March 8, 2010

chapping

Applying lip balm or chapstick to the eyes or eyelids, which gives a pleasant sensation similar to the icy fresh burn from breathing in right after chewing mint gum.
Chapping was discovered for and is an effective method of staying awake in class.
Chapping while high may give you "Eagle vision", where everything becomes clearer and you can see everything, and in high definition, much like the vision of an eagle.

The only reason he saw her from so far away was because he was high and chapping at the same time

Yeah dude eagle vision!

by thejaggler June 28, 2010

clippinger

One cool cat. A person with an awesome, sexy amazing, lovable, and hot boyfriend! Someone who has an awesome dad and great loyal friends.

She is soooo lucky, she is such a clippinger

by KenyonLOVA April 18, 2008