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Get the ching mug.The ancient works spoken by the deity of all: Thomas Cat. these words are from antique dialect and only those with a perfect mix of: power, mental strength and resolve will be able to utter these words and be able to open a portal to the Empyreans'. Many sources are trying to conceal the divine definition of these words, but none has truly deciphered these paramount words; and it may be certain that no one ever will. The closest definition we have to these potent, efficacious and robust words are: "They who accepts fate, their destiny and hold no bounds or attempt to skip for whats destined for them despite their Power, Mental capability and Resolve, will stalemate the miasma known as 'The Paradox', this stalemate will rip a hole in all of existence and is the definition of Perfection within the vast Universe. This tear will send 'The One' to the Empyrean Plain as an award for not succumbing to total failure which is of all life and no other molecule of life will either." But this is only an interpretation of these virtuous words as no one within this Plain will ever reach the truth, ever.
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There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
There once was a guy named Chen Shimei who lived with his wife Qin Xianglian and kids in the countryside. One day, Shimei gets hired by the king in the city to work as a fuma ye in his royal circle, and marry a princess. This sounds rather douchey on the king’s part until you realize that nobody in the city actually knows that he is married. However, rather than explaining that he has a happy family at home, Shimei agrees to the marriage and lives in the city for years, eventually becoming corrupt. Meanwhile, years later, his wife is worried about her husband, as everyone in her village thinks he died. So she takes her kids and belongings and goes to look for him in the city. Shimei finds out that Xianglian is searching for him and he hires an assassin to kill her and their children. The assassin, showing surprising human decency, does not assassinate the family and instead informs Xianglian of her husband’s situation. She is furious and reports him to the king. However, since ol’ Chen has a crap ton of power, being a high-ranking official and the husband to the princess, nobody is willing to take the case except for one Bao Gong, who is the guy singing. He is famous in Chinese legend to be the epitome of fairness and justice, and the song is basically Bao Gong announcing to the public Chen Shimei’s crimes and condemning him.
Chinese person: Do you really what all that "ching chang hon chi" thing is all about?
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
Non-Chinese person: Yeah bro... it is about a meme, bro...
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Está bien chingón > it's fucking good
Chingadera y media > Fucking lot of things
Chingar la borrega > To bother
Me lleva la chingada > (to say that something really bad is happening to me)
Se chingó mi dinero > He stole my money
Vete a la chingada > Go to hell
Te chingaste > you've got screwed
Déjarte de chingaderas > quit doing stupid things
Chinga tu madre > Fuck in your mother
El mas chingón > The very best
Se me chingó el carro > My car broke
Te chingué > I got you
Esas son chingaderas > This is not fair
Está de la chingada > The situation is really bad
Voy en chinga > I'm going really fast
Está bien chingón > it's fucking good
Chingadera y media > Fucking lot of things
Chingar la borrega > To bother
Me lleva la chingada > (to say that something really bad is happening to me)
Se chingó mi dinero > He stole my money
Vete a la chingada > Go to hell
Te chingaste > you've got screwed
Déjarte de chingaderas > quit doing stupid things
Chinga tu madre > Fuck in your mother
El mas chingón > The very best
Se me chingó el carro > My car broke
Te chingué > I got you
Esas son chingaderas > This is not fair
Está de la chingada > The situation is really bad
Voy en chinga > I'm going really fast
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